**Not that I could afford to buy it, mind you...**
Fret not! I can put you into a LeBaron convertible! It’s got a few miles on it, but the previous owner was John Voight.
Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you’re taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster... You think you hate it now, wait ‘til you drive it.