[a fool in paradise]

What has two broken legs & floats down the river?

People who tell Sinatra jokes.

[LonePalm]

Streets look both ways before crossing Chuck Norris.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)