[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Pants on the ground, Pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Yeah, what a great time of year for the cops. Here's another gem:

Riverdale [NJ] Police found the 23-year-old Cedar Grove man
passed out in his car, drunk, in the parking lot of Target
on Route 23. Courtesy of Riverdale Police Department