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What Not To Get Your Girlfriend for Christmas
Youtube ^ | Dec 23, 2014 | Robbie Sherrard

Posted on 12/24/2014 12:53:16 PM PST by Dallas59





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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Conspiracy; Education
KEYWORDS: gifts; info; men
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To: Vendome

Well Elin is finally coming out with her own line of golf clubs, with the slogan, “Clubs you can beat Tiger with.”


21 posted on 12/24/2014 1:15:05 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Dallas59

The title specifically says, “What not to get your girlfriend”, but, married guys, I would like to add an addendum: think twice before giving anything like this to your wives. Just some friendly advice from someone who has been there.


22 posted on 12/24/2014 1:15:35 PM PST by Robwin
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To: Dallas59; Texas Fossil; Lumper20; tet68; mosaicwolf; Kathy in Alaska; rodguy911; Clintonfatigued

When men give the Wrong Christmas Gifts:

http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=338


23 posted on 12/24/2014 1:16:11 PM PST by ExTexasRedhead
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To: mfish13

“Yeah, vibrators have batteries.”

Not the good ones.


24 posted on 12/24/2014 1:16:40 PM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: dfwgator

Par for the course and really has a head for driving.


25 posted on 12/24/2014 1:16:57 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Dallas59

LOL!


26 posted on 12/24/2014 1:17:12 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (The White House is now known as "Casa Blanca".)
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To: nascarnation

Thank you!


27 posted on 12/24/2014 1:17:41 PM PST by Tax-chick (Remember Malmedy!)
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To: Dallas59

Washboard & mirror combo set?


28 posted on 12/24/2014 1:17:55 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Dallas59
I need to buy my wife a present and also, I need a new power drill.

I know! I'll buy a pink drill and give it to her for Christmas.

Kill two birds with one stone!


29 posted on 12/24/2014 1:17:59 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: Lurker

Mr. Waldheim detests Dysons.


30 posted on 12/24/2014 1:18:15 PM PST by Tax-chick (Remember Malmedy!)
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To: Tax-chick

We love ours.


31 posted on 12/24/2014 1:20:18 PM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Lurker

Things that plug in are ok if they are things like a new tv, laptop, or sound system.


32 posted on 12/24/2014 1:20:56 PM PST by SauronOfMordor (Socialists want YOUR wealth redistributed, never THEIRS!)
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To: Lurker

Mine kept needing repairs, which is how I ended up at Mr. Waldheim’s shop. I kicked it upstairs when I got the Riccar.

11 people and a mixed population of animals live in my house, and we’re very hard on vacuums.


33 posted on 12/24/2014 1:21:24 PM PST by Tax-chick (Remember Malmedy!)
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To: Billthedrill
I have a similar recollection from the time my Dad got Mom new pots and pans.

Yes, she HAD mentioned offhandedly some months previously that she needed to get some new ones...

After that, he went to the jewelry store.

This year, Mrs Kowalski will get a Food Saver, one of those vacuum sealer things, which she has mentioned wanting.

She's also getting a massage-a-month for a whole year at the local girly spa. I think I'm OK.

34 posted on 12/24/2014 1:21:31 PM PST by TontoKowalski
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To: Gay State Conservative

There’s a joke in thar...


35 posted on 12/24/2014 1:22:37 PM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus-)
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To: Lurker

Mine asked for AA batteries...


36 posted on 12/24/2014 1:23:25 PM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus-)
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To: Dallas59

Avoid a girlfriend.

Spend Christmas money on yourself. Live much happier.


37 posted on 12/24/2014 1:23:34 PM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: TontoKowalski

Timing is everything. The massage-a-month thing needs to follow the food saver at juuuuuuust the right interval...


38 posted on 12/24/2014 1:23:49 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks we have never had an issue with our Dyson. But when it goes we will check out that brand. Merry Christmas to you and yours.


39 posted on 12/24/2014 1:27:29 PM PST by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Lurker

And the same to you! I hope I get what I asked for: a new pair of slippers exactly like the ones I’m wearing, but without holes.


40 posted on 12/24/2014 1:28:54 PM PST by Tax-chick (Remember Malmedy!)
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