[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I hope you get what you want.

I asked for a bathrobe. I am going to look like I have joined a convent when I wear it but it is warm, fluffy, doesn't drag on the floor and has a hood.

[Tax-chick]

I have an old plaid flannel robe from L.L. Bean. It doesn’t drag on the floor as a regular thing, but I trip on it going up the stairs. No hood.

I also want a really nice pencil sharpener, but I can get it Office Max at the after-Christmas sale. I have a $10-off coupon!