The Pigeons over the Brownstains
In an upset, sorry Bend, the Redspuds over the Cowgirls
The Folds over the Titians
The Texians over the Jagwursts
Bender's old Dallas Texans over the Charredburgers
The Tunas over the Toe-suckers
The Vicekings over Impy's Bearlies
The AFC East Champion, Home-Field-Advantage-Holding
New England Patriots over the Bill-folds
The Midgets over the Eaglettes
The Ain'ts over the Pirates
The Dirty Birds over the Punters
The Reigning NFC North Champion
Green Bay Packers will hold their title
over Local Yokel's Detroitistan Loins and
take Home Field Advantage (see Seathugs below)
The Mules over Seven's Traitors
The Fluffy Niners over the Buzzards
Ok, ok I can't pick the Lambs over the Seathugs (dammit) so Seattle gains Home Field Advantage with a win over the Lambs......
But you never know what gifts Santa Homie might bring
und
The Stool Piles over the Bungles
So there you have it, the 2014 NFL season
Well, big, I sent your first born ... what he asked... for--
And I see it did not go over... well--
He passed away after a long dark period and I wish to remember him as he was as a true flower of youth in the 1950s
Go gentle into that good night, Louis. We'll always recall you... as you were--