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To: Charles Henrickson
Dear Pastor,

You obviously have been sadly misinformed as to the Liturgical Calendar.

The American Christmas Season starts immediately after the first low tide after Labor Day, and starts intensifying toward Hall'o'Ween. As the scary yard decorations come down, the very first Christmas Decorations go up, reaching a climax after Thanksgiving, when Christmas Trees appear.

The weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas are called Insane Frenzy Time (Swahili: KWANZAAAAH!). There is a 1-week lull between Christmas and New Years for gastric recovery and rehab before the New Year's Eve Party. Once all congregants are sober, the Christmas Tree comes down and Valentine's Decorations go up, preparatory to the Easter Bunny decorating schedule.

I hope this has been helpful, as I notice you Lutherans tend to get the decorating schedule wrong.

11 posted on 12/30/2014 7:53:39 AM PST by Kenny Bunk (The fate of the Republic rests in the hands of the '15 -16 Congress. God help us.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

You forgot Christmas in July...


14 posted on 12/30/2014 8:36:31 AM PST by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Our president is celebrating the 17 days of Christmas...
as he does every year...just wait till Ramadan is
mandatory.


16 posted on 12/30/2014 9:25:58 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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