[C. Edmund Wright]

If you get out of bed, you may have a tragic accident and die today.

night night.......

[GOYAKLA]

IF, the greatest word ever!
If a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump __________!
If my Aunt had xxxxx she would be my _________
If I had a million dollars I would ___________
If Xxxxx had a dog, would he eat it?
Ad nauseam