[Magnum44]

If the dog moves suddenly the child could take a hard hit on the chin ...

Of course, you are correct. The kid should have been bubble wrapped first.

[Norm Lenhart]

Well its 2015 America. If you don’t put a Snell certified helmet on them at bedtime in the hyperbaric chamber, you’ll have SWAT/CPS division called on you when the NSA checks the camera in the baby monitor.

Staffed probably by the pearl clutchers on this thread.