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western journalism.com ^ | January 2, 2015 | Norvell Rose

[Deathtomarxists]

Harry Reid suffers severe injuries from freak exercise equipment accident. Rubber band breaks and smacks him in the face and he falls. Broken bones in face and ribs.

[MaxMax]

I think Reid and Boehner were getting drunk together and playing to
hard with the hookers. And when they tried the Kennedy sandwich the
hookers kicked Reid's ass while Boehner "as usual" fled.

[aomagrat]

Probably alcohol induced stupidity.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

A rubber band named Guido?

[PGR88]

[Sarah Barracuda]

God acts in strange ways, is there a video must be hillarious

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Carolyn Costello wants to see the video, she thinks it would be the funniest thing ever

[Sarah Barracuda]

His wife finally got the nerve to punch him in the face

[Dansong]

Someone’s hitting him...he ain’t exercising. Or, of course, booze, but the exercise story makes no sense.

[Salvey]

I don’t believe his version of the “accident.”

[4yearlurker]

Wasn’t this scumbag Reid sporting a black eye about a year ago? Beyond that I have no comment.

[tflabo]

Say has anyone seen Chuckie Schmucky Schumer hanging around in Vegas recently? (’

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

What, he said something nice about somebody or told the truth about something? He should know better.

[lee martell]

Oww! That’s gotta hurt. First a left hemispheric Lobotomy, immediately followed by an impromptu vasectomy.
Well, if that’s what it takes to keep Harry Reid’s mouth shut for a spell, let it be.

[SaveFerris]

It was probably caused by an internet video that caused spontaneous outrage.

[moovova]

“I guess I’ll scratch “exercise more” off my list of resolutions.”

Yep, me too. I was gonna start...tomorrow.

[Louis Foxwell]

Cheap shot at his religion? It was a thoughtful, considered possibility. Clearly he is having trouble establishing his godhead. What if no planet will have him?

[Hulka]

Agree. . .bet it was just simply falling when getting out of the bath.

[Major Matt Mason]

Yep, not buying this story without video (the accident itself, I mean). I'm sure it was something far more embarrassing than this.

[tflabo]

Somehow the Koch Bros will get the blame. Do they now make exercise equipment?

[lee martell]

What a script! Where are those two girls from Taiwan who do those wild animations when you need them? Maybe the four of them were forming the letter’s of OHIO, when somebody lost their balance. As Obama found out, that’s harder to do than it looks.

[GreensKeeperWillie]

Remember? Reid. That Senator from Nevada.

Oh, OK. Don't know his name but his face rings a bell.