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1 posted on 01/05/2015 8:17:24 PM PST by MinorityRepublican
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To: MinorityRepublican

And who among us, I ask, has not had this happen to them.


2 posted on 01/05/2015 8:19:13 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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He broke her hearth.


3 posted on 01/05/2015 8:20:56 PM PST by martin_fierro (Away love flue)
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I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time.


4 posted on 01/05/2015 8:21:05 PM PST by ClearCase_guy ("Hey, I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.")
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“Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.”


6 posted on 01/05/2015 8:21:53 PM PST by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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She had probably accomplished this feat many times before - but just damn those Avoirdupois that you pick up along the way!



America demands Justice for the Fallen of Benghazi!

O stranger, tell the Lacedaemonians that we lie here, obedient to their command.

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

8 posted on 01/05/2015 8:22:33 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in Battle!)
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If she spent more time on his stovepipe maybe she wouldn’t be estranged.


9 posted on 01/05/2015 8:22:59 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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Does all this ash and soot make me look hot?


10 posted on 01/05/2015 8:23:01 PM PST by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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Well, the only question left is guilty or not guilty...


11 posted on 01/05/2015 8:23:18 PM PST by Triple (Socialism denies people the right to the fruits of their labor, and is as abhorrent as slavery ea)
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I knew I should have installed that chimney escalator!


13 posted on 01/05/2015 8:23:35 PM PST by DakotaGator (Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
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KTLA reported that 23 firefighters responded to the incident.

Imagine that.

14 posted on 01/05/2015 8:23:51 PM PST by martin_fierro (Away love flue)
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Ya gotta wonder where the size disparity came in. Did she think she was skinny enough, or the clothing would make the critical difference?

Either way, she was going to have a serious case of the funk when she came out.......yecchhh.

15 posted on 01/05/2015 8:23:55 PM PST by doorgunner69
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Was she hot?


17 posted on 01/05/2015 8:25:15 PM PST by csvset
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This is without
24 posted on 01/05/2015 8:31:11 PM PST by MuttTheHoople (Ob)
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Don’t you know what the night can do?

Things like this!


25 posted on 01/05/2015 8:31:32 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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Honey, does this chimney make my ash look fat?


26 posted on 01/05/2015 8:31:42 PM PST by kevao (Biblical Jesus: Give your money to the poor. Socialist Jesus: Give your neighbor's money to the poor)
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It has been very cold in this area lately. Below freezing some nights. It seems odd that the cold weather didn’t stop this. But it very close to UCR.


27 posted on 01/05/2015 8:32:53 PM PST by ThomasThomas (EGO venit lego tantum titulus Posteri)
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I know there’s a joke involving this gal and creosote, but I can’t quite get it to exit the chimney!


28 posted on 01/05/2015 8:33:31 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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He broke her heart, so she broke his hearth.


29 posted on 01/05/2015 8:34:28 PM PST by Boogieman
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Well, she saved him $300 bucks he woulda paid the Chimney Sweep.


30 posted on 01/05/2015 8:36:48 PM PST by bunkerhill7 (re (`("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")))
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She flu to him?


31 posted on 01/05/2015 8:40:33 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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