I thought the current method was turning the younger generation into homosexuals so they wouldn’t breed. I guess that’s not working out as well as they hoped.../s
A-HEM! And old curmudgeonly bachelors. I'm uh...yeah. I'm doing my part to limit the world population, that's what! The UN should be paying me.
Well, hell, at least I ain't payin' alimony... :-(