Oh, that is such a pretty word picture you painted there! Hahahahaha!
Manbearpig. With the emphasis on the last syllable.
holy cow, another big girl that dresses like she shopped at the dollar store
Someone needs to tell this girl that they can adjust your glasses at the eye doctor so you don’t have to keep pushing them up.
Oh boy. This one needs an in-patient care situation.
Hey ... can't a guy ask for a questionable massage without everyone judging him? :)