I call shotgun! ;^)
I call an aisle seat, preferably far away from the bathroom (this request is made strictly on my memories of high school field trips, not on present company :)
There’s one right up front. Called the driver’s seat!!! This is all your doing!!!
I wondered why the bus wasn't moving. *sigh* All right, giving up my aisle seat. But I'll be keeping my eye on everyone, thanks to my trusty bus driver's mirror! And I swear, if I see anyone NOT misbehaving ...
:)