[The Sons of Liberty]

eBay honeymoon wife replacement auction reaches £1,800

So does the "winner" share the bridal suite, and what duties are they expected to perform?

Better call Hussein 0bama, this looks like a job for him.

[goldstategop]

Yeah, especially when the love of your life has jilted you, the world’s foremost honeymoon agency turns out to be... eBay!

[colorado tanker]

Hey, Moochelle is always up for a vacation.

[Hugin]

"Nothing sinister but it would just be nice to enjoy female company and relax for a couple of weeks. It would be nice to get a friendship out of it.

"It could be anyone but that's the adventure - it's someone I would never go on holiday with."

He said he hopes the honeymoon suite in the four-star hotel on the Caribbean island has a sofa he can sleep on.

He seems a bit goofy, but probably harmless.

[goldstategop]