"Prophet" Mohammed Jokes

Freerepublic ^ | 01/08/2015 | Jewbacca

[Jewbacca]

[Norm Lenhart]

Life isn’t fair either.

Why are there no muslims on Star Trek?

Star Trek takes place in the future.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There is only one mohammedan joke.

The rest are all true stories.

[clintonh8r]

Soon some of our self-appointed moral high-grounders will chime in to tut-tut and cluck-cluck. I say the more we can do to provoke islamists the better. Why? Because sooner or later the people and the mediots will have to start paying attention

[SunkenCiv]

[scumbag] Ron Paul On Paris Attack: Bad Foreign Policy "Invites Retaliation"

[cripplecreek]

A muslim walked into a bar with his wife.

Bartebnder says “The goat can stay but the filthy unwashed beast has to go.”

[SunkenCiv]

[scumbag] Ron Paul On Paris Attack: Bad Foreign Policy "Invites Retaliation"

[Jewbacca]

Let them cluck.

[Jewbacca]

Ha. Probably true.

[cripplecreek]

Bill Donohue is already whining that obscene depictions of Mohammad are the cause and should be stopped.

Islam is an obscene depiction of itself.

[9thLife]

Osama's cave of evil.

[cripplecreek]

Care packages for the lonely jihadis fighting far from their goats.

[9thLife]

boneless ones, eh. I guess that amounts to dinner and a date. In reverse.

[Bon mots]

Q: What time is bedtime for little boys in the Madrassah?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.

[shibumi]

"Ron Paul?"

Is that how you say "Neville Quisling" in Texan?

[Jewbacca]

“Bill Donohue is already whining that obscene depictions of Mohammad are the cause and should be stopped.”

I didn’t know queers supported muslims.

[Rome2000]

These people aren't right in the head.

[Boogieman]

“Aw, Achmed, they sent us the dang inverted ones again!”

[Jewbacca]

Oh that’s a good one.

[eyeamok]

“Prophet Mohammed”

Is a joke in and of itself.