Stand back...I have..." BLAM, BLAM, BLAM is more like it.
These idiots who came up with this just made targets out of the kids in their school. It seems these hoplophobic pukes will do ANYTHING to keep from having to hire a trained up and armed security guard or force for these schools.
I'm all for teaching kids to be self sufficient and courageous. But you have to be smart and situationally aware. This canned soup idea is just dumb.
I’m going shopping tonight. I plan to buy some FROZEN chicken leg quarters. Should I buy .45 caliber or 9mm size legs? The drumstick will make a great handle for effective throwing. Appreciate your advice.