Wasted youth and the best comedy movies - a minor break from the daily fare(Vanity)

Me | Me

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"If da Good Lord hadn't intended us to quote movies, He wouldn't have given us a Foony Bone."

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"This tastes like it's got a little wang in it."

Haha! "Hollywood Knights".

"Volare!..."

[dfwgator]

“Have a nice day, dear. Don’t drive over any mines or anything.”

[dfwgator]

"If da Good Lord..."

"Is mentioned ONCE more, I shall move you closer to him!"

[reed13k]

Thanks to everyone for the inputs - I think I’ll put a list together and have some “training sessions” :)

[gundog]

“Bout spit up the other day when Alda called his tent-mate “Spearchucker.”

[stylin19a]

It's FrankenSTEEN !

[sharkhawk]

Hate John Cusack's politics, but some of his early movies were great.

Better off Dead.

He had his testicles all over me.

Testicles?

Like octopus

Oh, tenatlces, testicles is a whole nother thing

The sure thing

Elliot, you can't name the kid elliot. Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste. Nick, that's a name. Nicks your buddy, Nicks your pal, Nicks the kind of guy who let's you puke in his car. Nick.

[AF_Blue]

Why, thank you Doctor!

[LadyBuck]

Grosse Point Blank is very quotable

[Colonel_Flagg]

Fawlty Towers (”Don’t Mention the War”)

"So that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Herrmann Goering and four Colditz salads."

[Moleman]

where’s your ElCamino?

[Notthemomma]

Yes, good one!

And I like
“I’m a doctor, not a _______ ! “
for whatever the situation calls.

[justlurking]

I find “looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue” loosens things up a bit when we run into problems where I work.

Yes, this is an old thread -- but I was entertaining myself by reading the responses I missed....

I use this one as well, but substitute "stop smoking". Unfortunately, more and more people don't understand it. Instead, I get: "I didn't know you smoked!".

I guess you have to be at least a "certain age" to remember Airplane!