Basil!!!!
Roger Debris: Oh Dear...It’s the dress, isn’t it.
We’re going to the choreographer’s ball and there is a prize for the best costume.
I’m supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look like Tugboat Annie!
Carmen Ghia: Well you know, it’s not complete without the wig!
Roger: Well then fetch it, oh Wicked Witch of the West!
Carmen: If you meant to shoot an arrow directly into my heart, BULLSEYE!!!!
The whole Roger/Carmen thing isn’t so much funny because of the actual dialog, but more so for the over-the-top way they deliver it.
Hitler, there was a painter, he could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon....Two Coats!