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To: BenLurkin

“Man falls from one cruise ship, is rescued by another five hours later”

Ollie: We were sailing along in clear weather, when all of a sudden, a terrible storm came up. Didn’t it, Stanley?
Stan: Yeah, and then we floundered in a typhoid!
Oliver: Not typhoid, he means typhoon, sugar. Then the ship started to sink, and we both dived overboard. Didn’t we, Stan?
Stan: Yes, just as the boat was going down for the third time.
Oliver: And here we are.

Mrs. Hardy informs them that the rescue ship with the survivors aboard is not due until the next day. They cross-examine the men as if they are naughty children caught in a lie. They must explain how they came in ahead of the rescue boat by ship-hiking:

Stan: It must have got there after we left.
Ollie: That’s right. It must have gotten there after we left. Thank you, Stanley.
Stan: You’re welcome.
Mrs. Hardy: Well then, how did you get here?
Stan: Oh, we ship-hiked.
Ollie: That’s right. We, we ship-hiked.
Mrs. Hardy: Ship-hiked?
Ollie: Yes. We thumbed our way. 
Mrs. Hardy: What do you mean, thumbed your way?
Ollie: Well, Stan and I would be swimming along. We’d see a boat coming our way. We’d go like that (gesturing) and they’d pick up us. Wouldn’t they, Stanley?
Stan: Yeah. Of course, that’s if they were going our way, mind you.
Mrs. Hardy: Now you see, Betty. He’s no different from the rest. They’re both like two peas in a pod.
Stan (correcting): Pod-duh


2 posted on 01/14/2015 12:07:06 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: lowbridge

I give up! Where’s the boat?


15 posted on 01/14/2015 12:39:53 PM PST by Tenacious 1 (POPOF. President Of Pants On Fire.)
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To: lowbridge

If,I could only see them one more time!


17 posted on 01/14/2015 12:40:37 PM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: lowbridge

22 posted on 01/14/2015 12:52:43 PM PST by Ouchthatonehurt ("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: lowbridge

Thank you for that. Love that scene.


26 posted on 01/14/2015 1:03:46 PM PST by windcliff
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To: lowbridge

Oh man ... I love that Laurel and Hardy movie! {^) Maybe we’ll watch it tonight!!! It is a hoot.


27 posted on 01/14/2015 1:20:43 PM PST by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: lowbridge

LOL!! Ya beat me to it! “Sons Of The Desert’’.


31 posted on 01/14/2015 2:21:51 PM PST by jmacusa (Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
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