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Osage Orange ^ | 1-20-15 | Osage Orange

Posted on 01/20/2015 10:10:02 AM PST by Osage Orange

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1 posted on 01/20/2015 10:10:02 AM PST by Osage Orange
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To: Osage Orange

I am in construction. I know enough to know that there are things that I know how to do and things that I don’t know how to do.

My wife, however, does not make that distinction.


2 posted on 01/20/2015 10:15:15 AM PST by KC Burke (I know my screen name says KC but I'm in AZ now!)
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To: Osage Orange

Thanks for posting.


3 posted on 01/20/2015 10:16:40 AM PST by BipolarBob
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To: Osage Orange

lol

That PEX stuff.... like using a water hose instead of pipes... this whole shack I’m in was plumbed with PEX (or QuickPlumb or whatever)


4 posted on 01/20/2015 10:17:52 AM PST by GeronL
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To: Osage Orange

Owning a house is such fun.


5 posted on 01/20/2015 10:18:15 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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I’ve been forced to repair my own A/C several times.


6 posted on 01/20/2015 10:19:05 AM PST by Crazieman (Article V or National Divorce. The only solutions now.)
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To: Osage Orange
Thanks for the laugh, I can relate.

"Damn good thing.... I {NO} NOTHING about air conditioning."

Check the capacitor if it just suddenly quit...but be careful with them things...they can shock the hell out of ya if'n ya don't "no" what you're doing.

7 posted on 01/20/2015 10:23:20 AM PST by SZonian (Throwing our allegiances to political parties in the long run gave away our liberty.)
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To: KC Burke

I’ve roofed, fixed bullet holes in my walls (don’t ask) fixed plumbing (temporarily) and fixed cars, lawn mowers, kids, TV’s and you name it. Now, I just look at it when the old lady gets hysterical and say “ Fix it yourself, buy a new one or call somebody.”


8 posted on 01/20/2015 10:23:25 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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I’m amazed at how women have just assigned me a journeyman level job.

For instance a high income female friend that asked me to repair her washing machine the way I would ask her to make me a sandwich, I told her that I had never even owned one, how in the devil would I know what to do, or even what is wrong.

Anyway, after I made her buy me a book on fixing them, I eventually ordered parts and repaired it somehow, but why? And why do some women think we can fix everything, to this day I have no idea where that assumption about washing machines came from.


9 posted on 01/20/2015 10:23:28 AM PST by ansel12 (Civilization, Crusade against the Mohammedan Death Cult.)
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To: ansel12

There is a theory that all women to some degree are prostitutes, some want money others want odd jobs performed.


10 posted on 01/20/2015 10:25:49 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: ansel12; Safetgiver

I guess we should take it as a compliment that the women in our lives think we can do anything.

Conversely, sometimes when my wife is in a hurry she just calls someone to do the work, which means she has a clear understanding of my ability to complete a task in a timely manner — LOL


11 posted on 01/20/2015 10:27:36 AM PST by KC Burke (I know my screen name says KC but I'm in AZ now!)
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That’s me. I think Mr. GG2 can fix anything and he almost can. Every now and then he takes a pass though. LOL!


12 posted on 01/20/2015 10:28:21 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: KC Burke

“My wife, however, does not make that distinction.”

I am not in construction. However, I do home repairs myself.

Apparently, our wives are sisters! ;-)


13 posted on 01/20/2015 10:30:29 AM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I do?)
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“My wife, however, does not make that distinction.”

BOL!

After 5+ decades of my wife putting up with me, she learned the following:

I don’t: crawl under the house, go on the roof or higher than a two step stool, (her rules), do plumbing except to minimally fix toilets and no electrical jobs besides changing bulbs and minimal switch replacement, painting anything bigger than a few square inches. We have had the same yard guy for close to 3 decades.

If we need a repair or maintenance guy, I pay for that.

If she wants to do something different, usually decorative, she pays for that.


14 posted on 01/20/2015 10:30:38 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Will French, German & Belgians make anti-terror raids on our White House, AG Dept and Homeland Sec.?)
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To: Osage Orange
"Aint Bea...Call the man!!!"

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15 posted on 01/20/2015 10:31:34 AM PST by digger48
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To: Osage Orange

Not quite Celine...


16 posted on 01/20/2015 10:34:17 AM PST by ifinnegan
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To: Osage Orange

Welcome to my world :-) but you got ‘er done!

Duct tape is still the handyman’s secret weapon though...


17 posted on 01/20/2015 10:34:24 AM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Osage Orange

PEX is great!

Two part epoxy putty will get you by in a pinch, but if you’re going to all the trouble of crawling under the house, you might as well fix it right.


18 posted on 01/20/2015 10:36:25 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Georgia Girl 2
Georgia Girl 2 said: "I think Mr. GG2 can fix anything and he almost can."

Its' the "almost can" that causes the most trouble.

I remember once working on a car which I could have driven to a repair shop. The air conditioner had failed. After my failed attempt to remove the clutch from the air conditioner, I could no longer install the fan belt.

I ended up having it towed. Bummer.

19 posted on 01/20/2015 10:39:04 AM PST by William Tell
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Yep....that's what my Hardware guy said!!

Ha!!

20 posted on 01/20/2015 10:42:08 AM PST by Osage Orange (I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
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