Here’s the story
Of a man named Brady
Who was playing with some
Very squishy balls
He had three rings
Sitting on his fingers
Two more than Joe
from Beaver Falls
Here’s the story
Of a coach named Billy
Who it always seems was
Running from the law
He had some great teams
But felt like cheating
That was his one
Great fatal flaw
Then one day when the coach met Mr. Brady
And they formed a pair the other teams would hate
They slipped the ballboy fifty bucks to let some air out
That’s they way this all became a Deflategate
This Deflategate
It won’t abate
That’s the way
We all got stuck with
Deflategate
LOL!