[lepton]

That seems the most likely answer so far, without invoking invisible Ninja ball attendants.

Perhaps a few thousand people will have learned some basic physics and math out of all this.

[SamAdams76]

It's amazing how much of the news cycle is being dominated by the under-inflating of "footballs" during a ball game.

Why don't we just take Bill Belichick and Tom Brady and strap them to an electric chair and get it over with.

Some Jets fan can pull the switch.