Just get a bunch of regular women, the ones we work with, sleep with and go to dinner with and just put them up on a stage and let us pick out the ones that we like.
None of those fancy gowns and those layers of makeup and those plastic smiles. And I don't really want to hear them give silly speeches about how they want to solve world hunger and help poor people in Arkansas. Forget about the swimsuits and the song and dance routines.
Instead, let's have a contest to who can make the best egg, bacon and cheese sandwich. Or let's see which woman is the best at multi-tasking. Things that regular people find useful. Just have a beauty contest with basic, everyday women. They are out there and many of them are looking for mates.
