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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 01/30/2015 4:38:31 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
To: martin_fierro
Heard the director of Twelve Years A Slave is now making a movie about the Katrina disaster. There's already a poster.
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posted on
01/30/2015 7:09:21 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: Johnny_cash
You hit 30 from which direction?
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posted on
01/30/2015 7:10:05 AM PST
by
Ingtar
(Is this the Ebola and rumors of Ebola mentioned in the Bible?)
To: martin_fierro
No. No.
There is no such thing as TOO high...pant..pant..
To: Lucky9teen
Finally in!! Just got off an overnight underway on one of our great Navy ships!!! And it’s my birthday!!!! The Navy tried to take away another birthday but didn’t totally succeed.
I love the Navy.
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posted on
01/30/2015 7:34:40 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: NCC-1701
Then in 2017 it will be Superbowl LI and everyone will think the Chinese now own it...(which perhaps they will).
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posted on
01/30/2015 7:36:40 AM PST
by
Moltke
("The Press, Watson, is a most valuable institution if you only know how to use it.")
To: mykroar
Sounds like my Oakland Raiders. I just have to live in past glories. I would wear a Raiders jersey if it had number 25 and the name Biletnikoff.
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posted on
01/30/2015 7:38:54 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
01/30/2015 8:18:00 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
ha! that is how i felt when the Pats beat the Colts... since then, i say, “Beat New England!” :)
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posted on
01/30/2015 8:18:14 AM PST
by
latina4dubya
(wheni have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: TexasCajun
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posted on
01/30/2015 8:19:08 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck
To: latina4dubya
Why not beat the refs? Which is more likely? The Patriots, in the 90 seconds they had possession of the footballs deflated 11 of them, or the official stamped them as OK without checking?
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posted on
01/30/2015 8:22:09 AM PST
by
Ingtar
(Is this the Ebola and rumors of Ebola mentioned in the Bible?)
To: fredhead
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posted on
01/30/2015 8:22:13 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Liberty Valance
I’m still trying to figure out if it was John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart who shot you LOL
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posted on
01/30/2015 8:26:56 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: fredhead; Liberty Valance
I’m still trying to figure out if it was John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart who shot you LOLWhichever it was, he was the greatest of us all.
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posted on
01/30/2015 8:31:20 AM PST
by
Ingtar
(Is this the Ebola and rumors of Ebola mentioned in the Bible?)
To: Ingtar; fredhead; Liberty Valance
Which leads us in another direction......."Off to my right, I see five mounted cowboys - off to my left are a dozen or more".
(earworm material)
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posted on
01/30/2015 8:35:02 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
To: fredhead
I’m still trying to figure out if it was John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart who shot you LOL
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
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posted on
01/30/2015 8:36:10 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: ErnBatavia; fredhead; Liberty Valance
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posted on
01/30/2015 8:39:00 AM PST
by
Ingtar
(Is this the Ebola and rumors of Ebola mentioned in the Bible?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/30/2015 8:44:23 AM PST
by
Baynative
(Did you ever notice that atheists don't dare sue Muslims?)
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