I think this issue should be fully litigated.
Does the cat have an attorney? Anyone want to volunteer?
Has the cat been read it’s Miranda rights?!
You have the right to remain silent; anything you say can and may be used against you; you have the right to have an attorney present before and during the questioning; and you have the right, if you cannot afford the services of an attorney, to have one appointed, at public expense and without cost to you, to represent you before and during questioning.