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>> “Especially if the ceilings are low” <<
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I just knew you were a trailer park girl!
I used to camp out a lot.
Cleaning House
I’m glad I have a trailer,
That’s square in its aspect.
It makes the cleaning of the place,
So very much more direct!
When I’m through mopping on the floor,
I roll it on its side,
I clean the whole place in a flash!
Who needs a double-wide?
I catch the ceiling and the walls,
As quickly as the floor.
I clean the bedrooms and the halls,
The drain is my front door.
I’ve got my stuff all bolted down,
To keep it from migrating,
When social workers come to call,
I get the highest rating!
TrailerTrashBob . . . April 27, 2005