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1 posted on 02/06/2015 4:26:13 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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In before #3


2 posted on 02/06/2015 4:27:24 AM PST by WesG (Without geometry, life is pointless.....)
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In before 10!


3 posted on 02/06/2015 4:30:42 AM PST by ConservativeChris (I feel like Marvin Boggs!)
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4 posted on 02/06/2015 4:31:59 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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I really like Analogy #6...


6 posted on 02/06/2015 4:34:58 AM PST by Old Sarge (Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
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7 posted on 02/06/2015 4:35:16 AM PST by Dallas59
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Top ten


8 posted on 02/06/2015 4:37:01 AM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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In before the next post


9 posted on 02/06/2015 4:37:33 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

LOL!

TOP THIRTY!!!!!!

Have a wonderful weekend All!

12 posted on 02/06/2015 5:12:12 AM PST by Rummyfan
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Top 15?!?


14 posted on 02/06/2015 5:29:09 AM PST by mykroar ("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
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Was at the fish market last night when a fight broke out....4 fish got battered


18 posted on 02/06/2015 5:52:55 AM PST by tomkow6 (...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
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TOP 20!!!


19 posted on 02/06/2015 6:01:32 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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TOP....something...


21 posted on 02/06/2015 6:17:15 AM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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Thanks those are funny


23 posted on 02/06/2015 6:37:48 AM PST by xp38
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24 posted on 02/06/2015 6:37:51 AM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total

stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,
thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which
the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book.


25 posted on 02/06/2015 6:38:31 AM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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26 posted on 02/06/2015 6:38:58 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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29 posted on 02/06/2015 6:58:12 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next crap could spell disaster.


31 posted on 02/06/2015 7:07:29 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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Some of those are actually pretty good. #6 is my favorite.


39 posted on 02/06/2015 7:40:42 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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46 posted on 02/06/2015 7:57:39 AM PST by TexasCajun
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