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Cockatoo reenacts previous owners' arguments
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| Feb. 10, 2015
| Ben Hooper
Posted on 02/10/2015 12:11:45 PM PST by Brother Cracker
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To: Brother Cracker
SQUAAWWK .. tiny dick .. tiny dick .. SQUAAWWK !
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:15:26 PM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but, they're true)
To: Brother Cracker
Might be funny the first time.
After that it could lead to fried bird.
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:19:20 PM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Brother Cracker
Wonder if the bird testified at the divorce. I also want to know how the new owners can deprogram him, I worry about his blood pressure.
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:20:00 PM PST
by
Mjaye
(Obama's chickens have come home to roost.)
To: Brother Cracker
Most hilarious bird mimic I’ve seen ever. Sad at the same time, though, but fortunately those impressions tend to diminish over time if the bird doesn’t hear the source again.
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:20:10 PM PST
by
steve86
(Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc OÂ’Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))
To: Mjaye
I also want to know how the new owners can deprogram him Fairly easily by surrounding him with different sounds.
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:22:29 PM PST
by
steve86
(Prophecies of Maelmhaedhoc OÂ’Morgair (Latin form: Malachy))
To: Brother Cracker
That’s funny. I like the story about the English speaking parrot that disappeared, then showed up four years later speaking Spanish.
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:23:27 PM PST
by
Rusty0604
To: steve86
And the body language is priceless.
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:26:32 PM PST
by
Rusty0604
To: Brother Cracker
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:34:39 PM PST
by
pa_dweller
(If just one life can be saved, isn't CCW worth it?)
To: Mjaye
Years ago I used to hang out at a bar on the Mississippi. There was a huge parrot in a cage there that had a pretty good vocabulary. It had been originally purchased by the family of a terminally ill young girl to cheer her up, and given away after she died. Unfortunately it had picked up her crying. It didn't do it often, but when it did it was an awful thing to hear.
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:35:25 PM PST
by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: CrazyIvan
To: Rusty0604
That’s the best part! Can’t make out what he’s saying but if this was scott peterson’s bird we would know where he buried the 4th wife.
This is a stool pigeon.
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:39:36 PM PST
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: Brother Cracker
I once knew someone who raised birds and sold aviaries for a living. He had a Myna that talked prolifically. He used buy young parakeets and put them in the same room with it. Pretty soon they learned to speak from the Myna, and he could sell the talking parakeets for 3 to 4 times as much as he paid for non-talking parakeets.
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:39:52 PM PST
by
Hugin
("Do yourself a favor--first thing, get a firearm!",)
To: Brother Cracker
That made me cringe...you could actually feel the hate. The bird needs to take an anger management class.
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:46:47 PM PST
by
moovova
To: Brother Cracker
Animated for sure. ...too funny.
Can't understand a single word.
To: longfellow
LOL, like this, from the cat’s diary:
“The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...”
To: knarf
When I was a child, my grandparents had a parakeet (?? I think), that talked some, and sometimes it would go into a little conversation that was clearly grousing between Grandma and Grandpa. Then Grandma would cover the cage.
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:52:11 PM PST
by
NEMDF
To: moovova
The bird needs to teach an anger management class.
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:52:47 PM PST
by
Brother Cracker
(You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
To: longfellow
Drew Peterson. He’s the one with 4 wives. Scott Peterson just had Lacy.
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:53:08 PM PST
by
NEMDF
To: driftdiver
My former mother in law had friends who owned an African Gray. Everytime the wife went past its cage it said “bend over Doris”
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posted on
02/10/2015 12:55:13 PM PST
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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