LOL, reminds me of Married With Children when Jefferson and Marcie (after she got her hair cut):
JEFF (TO PROSPECTOR) I don’t know, Ol’ Timer. This nugget doesn’t look like it’s worth that much. (HIS HAND STARTS SHAKING) How many more are there up there like this?
PROS Enought to keep you and your little fella (INDICATES MARCY) in baseball cards for the rest of his life.
(THE PROSPECTOR TOSSLES MARCY’S HAIR)
MARCY Get your lice infested hands off me, Festus. I’m his wife.
PROS Oh. Well, if I’m gonna go to the city, I guess I better get liberal.