[RetiredTexasVet]

I always like the “deer in the headlights look” on clerks faces when the register fails to tell them the amount of change to give. You could tell them any amount and they would give you what you said if you said it firmly and confidently.

[vpintheak]

I had to do that st the movie theater the other day. I told the guy 4 times to trust me. He finally gave up and gave me what I said.