Posted on 03/06/2015 7:29:06 PM PST by mrsmith
My intent in posting the article is obvious from my comment.
But it is a mainstream news article on a scholarly study and some will find it of interest.
I excerpted all I could.
LOL....Rosie O’Donnell is gonna be jealous.
Penis-Size Study ‘Am I Normal?’
Apparently I’m NOT Normal.
If you have to ask, then you’re not! sarc/
To No. 8: Re “because liberals have no balls”. Neither does Boehner or McConnell.
Don’t forget ole’ Janet Reno. Is she still alive or rotting in hell?
Reporter in the Field: "... and that wraps up our Valentine's Day coverage. Now -- sending this back to the news desk."
Smarmy Male Anchor at the news desk: "Thanks for that report. It just goes to show that little things sure can please a woman."
Female anchor at the news desk: "You know all about that, don't you?"
Remember the Viagra ad. If you erection lasts more than 4 hours, call you doctor.
Hell, if my erection lasted 4 hours I’d call the Pope and have it declared a miracle and a sacred site!
Re this article, the long and short of it is “inches”. Would sound better in millimeters.
Remember the Viagra ad. If you erection lasts more than 4 hours, call you doctor.
Hell, if my erection lasted 4 hours I’d call the Pope and have it declared a miracle and a sacred site!
Re this article, the long and short of it is “inches”. Would sound better in millimeters.
“UK, explains the numbers”
I was gonna say, we Americans must be descended from Centaurs.
In any penis measuring contest, we’d just have to take out enough to win.
“Excuse me while ah ...”
“5.16 inches is not a very mean erection. It’s more like a mildly perturbed erection.”
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It’s a “looking at Hillary Clinton” type of erection. :>)
Interesting “study”. But, at my age it doesn’t really matter to me anyway...
Years ago when I was in a Bowling league.
I would ask my female competitors if they preferred a “Hard 8” to a “soft 7”.
The competition for this assignment was stiff among the ladyboys at NBC.
Okay, where is the goofy ass smilin’ “Bob is livin’ large” guy!?!
Did they drop their balls on your foot? Or send yours down the gutter?
I would think that you never got to Strike up a conversation with them again. You are lucky they Spared your life. You did a 7-10 Split out the door.
Your mileage may vary.
It was all in good fun.
BTW, I carried a 178 average.
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