The guy tried the pills and everything and nothing worked. He finally went to see a witch doctor. The witch doctor gave him some tea and said “Count to three and you'll get an erection. It will last as long as you want, but don't let it last longer than an hour. When you are done, count to four. But then it will take a day to recover.”
The guy couldn't wait to show his wife, it had been years. He told her to get into bed - he had a surprise for her. She slipped into bed, and he went into the bathroom to drink his tea, and then said the special words: “1,2,3”
From the bedroom his wife called out “Honey - what's the 1,2,3 for?”
So remember - never end your sentences with a preposition. It will leave you with a dangling participle.
LOL!