As a “Gary” this is quite sad. Had no idea my name had so fallen out of favor. Who knew?
I can feel your pain. However, the name Wayne can die a horrible death as far as I am concerned. Not only does it sould rather white trash at this point, but it is unfortunately connected to a good deal of criminality, especially when it is a middle name. Freakononmics has apparently investigated this issue. Advanced apologies to people named Wayne, fans of John Wayne, or others that may disagree.
Dude. Mine is now so uncommon I have met three others during my entire life.