Once the kids are in bed, hubby and I will be drinking a poor man's black velvet: Guinness and hard cider.
What do you call an muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
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To: goodwithagun
So this guy runs into a bar, and yells OUCH!
To: goodwithagun
I an drinking water and staying away form Starbucks.
3 posted on
03/17/2015 3:47:43 PM PDT by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: goodwithagun
Make mine coffee. What do you call 20,000 terrorists drowning in the Mediterranean Sea? A very good start!
4 posted on
03/17/2015 3:48:46 PM PDT by
exnavy
(Islam is not a religion, it is an attack plan for war.)
To: goodwithagun
5 posted on
03/17/2015 3:49:12 PM PDT by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: goodwithagun
I was just saying to my husband, FReeper Cibco, that we don't have fun threads anymore. It's been a long time since my adult beverage came out of my nose!
As per your question, I am drinking good old American made Budweiser!
Cheers! And may your beeber not be stunned! May you never feel the zot! And if it's off to the camps with all of us someday, well, at least we'll be together!
Raising a glass to my favorite Irishman, Ronald Wilson Reagan, may he rest in peace!
7 posted on
03/17/2015 3:51:03 PM PDT by
defconw
(Fight all error, and do it with good humor, patience, kindness and love. -St. John Cantius)
To: goodwithagun
Did you hear the one about the Irishman visiting the Vatican?He was so drunk that he kissed his wife’s ring and beat the Pope with a coal shovel.
8 posted on
03/17/2015 3:51:56 PM PDT by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: goodwithagun
I hate to say it: Green Tea.
10 posted on
03/17/2015 3:52:39 PM PDT by
peteyd
(A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)
To: goodwithagun
11 posted on
03/17/2015 3:53:21 PM PDT by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: goodwithagun
12 posted on
03/17/2015 3:53:25 PM PDT by
Maceman
To: goodwithagun
13 posted on
03/17/2015 3:53:28 PM PDT by
MNDude
To: goodwithagun
Schlitz Malt.
I really am Irish.
And the joke is on V15. Which makes me smile.
14 posted on
03/17/2015 3:53:54 PM PDT by
bajabaja
(Too ugly to be scanned at the airports.)
To: goodwithagun
Cheers FRiend!
I will be abstaining. Although part Irish, it's Tuesday and I like to be sharp at work.
15 posted on
03/17/2015 3:56:08 PM PDT by
eldoradude
(It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
To: goodwithagun
Waiting for a spell before I crack open a green oil can of Foster's Bitter.
17 posted on
03/17/2015 3:56:55 PM PDT by
freedomson
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To: goodwithagun
The wife picked me up some corned beef.
So its that, some taters and Four Roses bourbon.
19 posted on
03/17/2015 3:57:38 PM PDT by
skeeter
To: goodwithagun
St. Arnold Spring Bock.
To: goodwithagun
Faith and begorrah, that's some tasty beer and it is NOT green!
To: goodwithagun
24 posted on
03/17/2015 4:02:37 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: goodwithagun
A lady walks into a hardware store for door latches. As the clerk is ringing them up, she notices an expensive coffee pot on the shelf but when the clerk tells her the price, she decides against it. He continues with her order and asks “Do you want a screw for these latches?” “No” she replies “but I will for the coffee pot.”
25 posted on
03/17/2015 4:02:43 PM PDT by
FrdmLvr
("WE ARE ALL OSAMA, 0BAMA!" al-Qaeda terrorists who breached the American compound in Benghazi)
To: goodwithagun
I will be drinking Snapple Lemon Iced Tea and Coffee my JOKE?...the biggest joke to slother up out of the gutter in decades!!
27 posted on
03/17/2015 4:05:11 PM PDT by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: goodwithagun
I am drinking Orange Crush, I really really do not give two cares about this day
29 posted on
03/17/2015 4:06:08 PM PDT by
GeronL
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