ROFL! Hadn’t heard that one before! Nice!
Heard another one:
A Irish man leave the pub after a hard night’s drinking. He walks past a window full of beautiful girls all sitting in a row. Feeling a bit devilish he steps in and starts making a pass at the girls, kissing a few, and groping a few others, each giving him a bit more attention than he thought his looks deserved. So, he speaks up, “What da hell? Why you all so nice ta me? I mean, what’s dis gunna cost anyway?” “Nothing”, says the women in the door, “This is the after hours VD clinic.”
ROFLOL!