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Here’s my joke:
A guy got a job tending bar in the evening in a small neighborhood place. The owner left his phone number and told the bartender to call him if there were any problems.
He started on a Monday, and things were going well until Wednesday, when a group of 10 guys came in together. Turned out they were deaf mutes. Bartender called his boss, who said,
“Oh, I forgot to tell you about them. They come in every Wednesday night. If one of them holds up one finger, he wants a beer, if he holds up two fingers, he wants a glass of wine, and if he holds up three fingers, he wants a shot of whiskey.”
After the phone call, things were going very well at the bar; the bartender was able to read the signs that the owner had told him about, and the group was buying a lot of drinks.
But, then, about a half hour before closing time, each person at the deaf mute table was holding up both hands and wiggling all of his fingers. All of them were smiling at one another.
When the puzzled bartender called his boss and described the scene, the owner said,
“Uh-oh! You’ll never get rid of them now; they’re singing!”
LIKE!
Pat and Murphy out fishing and the boat motor dies.
After two days and drifting miles from the coast, they find a bottle in the water. Pat rubs the bottle and a genie poofs out.
“I will grant you one wish,” says the genie.
Without a thought, Pat says, “I wish to turn the sea into Guinness.”
The genie says, “Your wish is my command,” and the sea turns into Guinness.
Murphy yells at Pat, “You fool! Now, we’ll have to pee in the boat!”