"I should win everything, and get everything for free. I need constant, fawning respect from everyone."
"Really? Why is that?"
"I'm black."
"Uhhhhh, I'm not sure that really qualifies you to be treated as a living god ..."
"Man, you are the most racist person I have ever met!"
My brother: Did you watch Obama's state of the union?
Me: Why would I watch that lying buffoon
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My brother: That's racist.
Good one!