She goes out with a pal, young Master Bates.
She would toss back one of the little bottles of booze,
then splash one on her right hand, as if nothing to lose.
And this went on `til she went to the loo,
“I’m getting my date drunk.” she explained to the stew.
This is what happens when you can’t get dates,
She goes out with a pal, young Master Bates.