Well, aren’t you just the hero...three Chihuahuas licked your hand and you bravely stood up to them by being the dog whisperer...we are impressed. Now, let the adults take care of the cities and you can go award yourself the silver star.
I've heard you wear your underwear backwards for Latino gang members, like any Bluebelly gear queer.
See, I can throw insults, too. LOL! :)