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Note to self - get the oil changed, tires rotated and hoses checked before picking up mama.
1 posted on 04/02/2015 4:29:54 PM PDT by bgill
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At least he didn’t strap her to the roof like Aunt Edna.


2 posted on 04/02/2015 4:33:53 PM PDT by Boogieman
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She dead Jim


4 posted on 04/02/2015 4:37:35 PM PDT by hoosiermama (Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then or now?)
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At least he had his concealed (corpse) carry permit!


6 posted on 04/02/2015 4:39:45 PM PDT by MeganC (You can ignore reality, but reality won't ignore you.)
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Service techs spot dead body in car during oil change

"Yeah, sir... I think we found the source of that weird odor....."

7 posted on 04/02/2015 4:40:37 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The FCC takeover of the internet will quickly become a means to censorship of dissent.)
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Another option from Volkswagen.


8 posted on 04/02/2015 4:41:18 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I’m going to make a prediction. We will find out that they were simply a muslim family transporting a deceased relative in accordance with their customs. They will be issued an apology by any law enforcement involved, and the oil change place will institute mandatory ‘sensitivity training’ to their employees, should this ever happen again.


11 posted on 04/02/2015 4:50:31 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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I’m impressed that a dead body would have the motivation to come in for an oil change. Hopefully for something monounsaturated.


12 posted on 04/02/2015 4:54:17 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
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Check state laws: transporting a dead body may not be against the law.


13 posted on 04/02/2015 4:58:55 PM PDT by Does so (SCOTUS Newbies Imperil USA...)
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Utah, Texas?


14 posted on 04/02/2015 5:06:13 PM PDT by SkyDancer (I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am ...)
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Better call Saul!


15 posted on 04/02/2015 5:07:09 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ("WE ARE ALL OSAMA, 0BAMA!" al-Qaeda terrorists who breached the American compound in Benghazi)
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They immediately called police but the man was transporting his mother's remains from Utah to Aspermont, Texas...

What's the problem with that?

16 posted on 04/02/2015 5:14:43 PM PDT by Jagdgewehr (It will take blood.)
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“...but the man was transporting his mother’s remains from Utah to Aspermont, Texas and had all the appropriate documentation. ...”

But not a whole lot of “common sense”.


19 posted on 04/02/2015 5:21:54 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (The Obama administration is the most corrupt edging out the administrations of FDR and Grant.)
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As a tech I found that many people cars smell like a corpse.
Some people are incredible pigs. Hate to say it but women can be the worst.


20 posted on 04/02/2015 5:23:51 PM PDT by right way right
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They usually ignore such at Gene Messer’s in Amarillo .....at least thats my experience with em ....:o)


21 posted on 04/02/2015 6:07:45 PM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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I always warn the lube guys when I'm carrying a dead body in the car. It's only common courtesy.
22 posted on 04/02/2015 6:11:22 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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24 posted on 04/02/2015 6:20:53 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Friends, help you move.

Real friends, help you move bodies.


26 posted on 04/02/2015 7:30:31 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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VW Farfrommovin.


28 posted on 04/03/2015 6:56:02 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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