“Sure, we’ll cater. How many pizzas? We will need a $1,000 minimum deposit and a minimum 2 weeks notice to order a sufficient amount of food. And, we will need an insurance non-cancellation fee of $2,500 which will be non-refundable if the party cancels.
“Do you want that $3,500 on a credit or debit card or are you going to write a check?”
No checks.