[M Kehoe]

The two-hour special,

Two hours?

Here, let me help you Diane and cbs...and their advertisers...

Diane: Bruce, why did you have a chopadectomy?

Bruce: Diane, to be honest, it was because of all the Kardashian women, and their weird friends.

Diane: So what are you going to call yourself after the pussyadomy?

Bruce: Good question, I've called Dennis Rodman and Richard Simmons for advice. They haven't called me back yet.

Diane: Ewwww, I'm just so creeped out Bruce...

5.56mm

[dfwgator]

Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?

Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.