[kiryandil]

My car is leaking gas. So to keep me safe, I just roll down the windows and toss my lit cigarettes out at 68 MPH. Keeps me safe and I’m saving all this mullah!!!

Dang! Wish I'd thought of that...

[Up Yours Marxists]

I was born in 1935. And I’m using my Surface Pro 3 as a tablet right now! I like this. Fastest machine I had so far. God bless my grandson for this. He knows what I like and I’m somewhat of a fuddy duddy. I was on an old IBM jalopy and this is light years ahead.