[azishot]

I’m pretty sure I’d read something about a small fire in the Dunham apartment at some point. That would be a better excuse than *my dog ate it* (if it ever existed in the first place).

[Brown Deer]

That wouldn't explain why he still had this, but not something as important as his birth certificate, which he needed for his admission to the various colleges and universities that he attended, his passports for his world travels, his driver's licenses in Massachusetts and Illinois, his admission to the bar in Illinois and his marriage to Michelle.

[Fred Nerks]

And then there was the flood that swept away the records of his kindergarten days in Hawaii...fire and flood conspire to prevent his parentage becoming public knowledge. Stanley Ann Dunham becomes Anna Obama, the little boy that Mary babysat in January 1961 becomes the three weeks old baby Susan changed its dirty diaper in August. It’s a miracle from start to finish...unless you realize that what you are looking at are composite characters, which do not meld perfectly.