In the early 80’s I took a shopping trip to the local hardware store on a Sunday morning with my 3-4 year old daughter.
Whilst I was talking to the clerk at the counter I heard my young daughter yelling “ Daddy there isn’t any toilet paper” I turned around to see her, pants down around her ankles, sitting on a display toilet”.
I had to apologise profusely to the clerk as I hurriedly left the store with my daughter still complaining she didn’t wipe her bum.
Haha! You ever remind her of that story still these days?