[MeshugeMikey]

gee I wish I could write like that,

[Red_Devil 232]

I wish I didn’t have to pee every other exit!

[tumblindice]

drink drank drunk
sip sap sup
think thank thunk
Fee fie fo fum

[txhurl]

That’s nanny-state over-the-top. I can drink, drive, smoke, text, shift and now I gotta guzzle water too?

[Chode]

feh...

[Lazamataz]

Bull****.

[jazusamo]

Nicola should go back to her/his Swedish horns, this is BS.

[MV=PY]

Officer, I'm thirsty...

[Fester Chugabrew]

I wish I could *drink* like that.

[struggle]

Please blow into the hydration tester, sir.

[ScottfromNJ]

Coming soon, mothers against dehydrated driving.

[EternalVigilance]

Not drinking enough water has same effect as drink driving

Friends don't let friends drink and write headlines.

[FredZarguna]

[Mastador1]

I bet that’s why all those Conestoga wagons were veering all over the prairies in the old west, damn dehydrated wagon drivers! remember when you could get through a whole day without a bottle of water in your hand?

[BobL]

...and some states will ticket you for distracted driving, if you don’t pull over to drink your water.

[UCANSEE2]

“the same amount as those who have been drink driving.”

Have another drink, Nicola.

[InMemoriam]

I discovered this after finding that being hydrated kept me from having migraines. Breakfast for me is 40 - 50 oz total of OJ, milk and tea over about an hour. I feel fifteen years older when I wake up, and fifteen years younger, firing on all cylinders, after breakfast.

[lefty-lie-spy]

No kidding. That writing is twisted and tortured. I can’t tell if the writer did it on purpose, or is just completely stupid.

[Paid_Russian_Troll]

I wonder who pays for such a dumb studies and what the purpose of it? Is it about to normalize DUI or what?

[King Moonracer]

The real trick is timing. Finish a bottle of water before you need to fill it back up. Just dispose of properly, leaving it on the side of the road is just wrong.

[TADSLOS]

Don’t Drive Drink.