[Reverend Wright]

this guy could come to Ottawa in November and the effect would be much the same.

[Vince Ferrer]

Iceberg rollling over

Icebergs roll over as their melting shape causes weight imbalance, and even if he is in a strong capsule with oxygen, it seems doubtful that he would survive being suddenly slammed underwater and held there by the ice for a long time.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Maybe he’ll get lucky and have one of those nearly extinct polar bears take up residency on his ice berg .... I’m betting on the cute cuddly bear as the eventual sole resident!

[Viking2002]

What, no 'Italian Ice' jokes yet?

[Veggie Todd]

Silly Italian. Doesn’t he know it will melt within a year?

[molson209]

Want to bet he saw The Great Race (1965) many times ,D’oh

[tflabo]

Why waste a good year living on barren tundra?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Can icebergs help it if they hate large ocean liners?

[clearcarbon]

"Iceberg Will Be Home to Italian Adventurer for a Year"

[Noumenon]

Laugh while you can monkey boy

[NormsRevenge]

a survival capsule.. oh plz. give him a knife a pup tent some line and a fish hook.. and a signal flare

[IronJack]

In a couple of months, we’ll hear the dramatic story of how he is stranded and awaiting a daring rescue because the iceberg is either melting or capsizing, or breaking apart. Then half a dozen brave men and women will risk their lives to save this narcissistic idiot from his own folly so he can write a book and appear on Oprah.