You eat carrion eaters?
A hiker, cooking a bald eagle on a small fir was found in the forest by a ranger and was promptly arrested.
His arraignment was a big media event with some news coverage. During the arraignment, the judge asked if he had anything to say.
The hiker said “Your honor, I got lost in the forest and was going on almost a week without solid food. I came across an injured Eagle and yes, I knew it was wrong, but I believed that the energy I could get from eating the eagle would save my life. I beg for the court’s mercy.”
The judge decided that all charges would be dropped. On the courthouse steps, a reporter asked the hiker just what does a bald eagle taste like.
The hiker replied “Oh, sort of a cross between a spotted owl and a Peregrine Falcon.”
Drum roll. I’m here every night at 7, two shows on Saturday, try the veal.