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Florida man hospitalized after attempt to kiss venomous snake
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| April 22, 2015
| Ben Hooper
Posted on 04/22/2015 5:08:38 PM PDT by Brother Cracker
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016
That, would be animal cruelty...
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:06:55 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: 4Runner
My wife was bitten on the foot by a Copperhead. The hospital bill for about 18hrs care was $40K. It was a mostly dry bite, nothing like this idiots bite.
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:07:54 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(Keep JRandomFreeper in you prayers)
To: Brother Cracker
He tried to kiss Hillary?
43
posted on
04/22/2015 6:10:45 PM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: 4Runner
I don’t think this is covered under regular medical insurance. I think that a “dumb sh!t” rider is required with a very high premium.
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:14:04 PM PDT
by
RetiredTexasVet
(Ready for Hillary .. yep, the liars, thieves, queers, perverts, freaks, murderers, etc. are!!!)
To: Clay Moore
He was given the choice: A cottonmouth or Hitlery. He chose wisely. If he had chosen the Hidebeast, the kiss itself might have killed him outright, and if not, his walk through Fort Marcy Park surely would have.
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:14:59 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(Beyond the sunset, O blissful morning, when with our Savior, Heaven is begun. Earth's toiling ended)
To: momtothree
Hold muh beer while I kiss this snake!
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:16:48 PM PDT
by
Hugin
("Do yourself a favor--first thing, get a firearm!")
To: Brother Cracker
Has it been said? He looks better than Drake after kissing Madonna.
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:20:33 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
To: Vendome
Another participant in the race to the bottom of the gene pool.
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:23:17 PM PDT
by
wildbill
(If you check behind the shower curtain for a murderer, and find one.... what's yoIur plan?)
To: RetiredTexasVet
I dont think this is covered under regular medical insurance. I think that a dumb sh!t rider is required with a very high premium. So that's what my doctor meant when he said I should add a DS rider to my policy!
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:26:10 PM PDT
by
Ken H
To: Vendome
I hope his girlfriend is paying attention and moves on. He is dumber than dumb. No one in their right mind should think he is a candidate for marriage or fatherhood.
50
posted on
04/22/2015 6:29:14 PM PDT
by
kalee
To: Brother Cracker
Stupidity kills...just not as much as it used to.
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:32:16 PM PDT
by
bigredkitty1
(March 5,2010. Rest in peace, sweet boy. I will miss you, Big Red.)
To: Brother Cracker
"...captured the 4-foot cottonmouth, also known as a water moccasin,..."
Oops. A cottonmouth is poisonous. A water moccasin is not. One has catlike pupils, the other, round. One has a pointed nose, the other, more rounded. Behaviors between the two snakes are also somewhat different.
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:32:59 PM PDT
by
familyop
(We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
To: kalee
I hope his girlfriend is paying attention and moves on. He is dumber than dumb. Dumb? He had the good sense to keep it in a pillow case. That's pretty good thinking!
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:35:30 PM PDT
by
Ken H
To: Brother Cracker
He could be on the pathway to
a New line of Work.
Mr. Potato Head.
54
posted on
04/22/2015 6:35:34 PM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
To: momtothree
In my lifetime, I have over-indulged on adult beverages more than a few times. That being said, in all of my life, I HAVE NEVER been so drunk to think kissing a cottonmouth would be a good idea. In this genius’ case, it was nearly a case of terminal stupidity.
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:37:56 PM PDT
by
bigredkitty1
(March 5,2010. Rest in peace, sweet boy. I will miss you, Big Red.)
To: Big Red Badger
Maybe he could hook up with this guy.
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:43:51 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: familyop
To: HerrBlucher
There’s only two kinds of snakes I don’t like: live ones and dead ones.
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posted on
04/22/2015 6:56:30 PM PDT
by
righttackle44
(Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
To: Brother Cracker
Anyone remember back in the 1950s when a popular TV show was JOHN GUNTHER’S HIGH ROAD.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052477/
One segment showed a woman in India offering sacrifices to a snake god and she was required to work her way up to an unrestrained Cobra and kiss it on the head. She did it!
About thirty years ago, there was a man on TV (THAT’S INCREDIBLE or RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT) who would kiss rattlesnakes on the head.
Maybe this idiot saw those shows and thought it would be a piece of cake. It wasn’t.
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posted on
04/22/2015 7:02:40 PM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
( BEWARE the EVIL EYE from HILLARY!)
To: freedomlover
Absolutely. You see, I’m not from Florida/California by way of the northeast. I grew up and lived for decades in southeast Texas, the Ozarks and another part of the Midwest before so many college-educated revisionists thought about moving south. Distinguishing between cottonmouths and water moccasins for locals who spent much time in natural waters was universal back then.
But so be it. Let the newcomers continue moving south and graduating from universities to revise. We once commonly swam and fished in those rivers, ponds, lakes and swamps.
I’m in the West now. Online statements from wildlife experts here sometimes resemble religion more than analytical advice.
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posted on
04/22/2015 7:04:32 PM PDT
by
familyop
(We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of corruption smelled around the planet.)
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